An Essay on Millennials

by Minna vander Pfaltz w/ a comment here & there by Jimsecor

Now, let’s see. . .baby boomers gave you life—a hell of a lot of it. If it weren’t for the baby boomers, there would be no millennials, millennials who whine about everything like a three year old who has a problem.

Velcro.

A way to the stars. The sending of Voyager 1 & 2 into deep space with updates telling us of new discoveries in deep space. The Millennials launch their cars.

Protesting, bastardized by subsequent legal beagles.

Flip flops.

Me–& I’ll outlive you all.

Clean rivers & environmental programs.

Only one idiot war that only produced cripples, cynical war & vets and telling music & movies. The Millennials have brought about a full Middle East war and invaded a country that has not fallen ever: Afghanistan. It took 10 more years of not reading to discover this. But, what the hell, there was no reason to invade in the first place.

The Muppets.

Ray Bradbury.

Betty Crocker– & I still use the 2nd edition, the book my mother used.

Dr. Spock’s Baby Book—ah! Must be because your mommy didn’t use it. Sorry.

Fast cars. Rich cars.

Computers. And what have you done with them? Hacking (theft). Passing along disinformation faster & in greater amounts. Watching us express our barbarian nature. Play games.

Close to magic outcomes in surgery.

Alfred Hitchcock. The Millennials have no understanding of build up or psychology. . .or of terror. Piling one horror on another in the name of overkill is not terror at all & comes very close to being sense disabling. Maybe this is a sign of the dull, sameness of a Millennial’s life?

No-iron clothing.

Rogaine.

Braces & near “universal” dental health.

Walmart.

George W. Bush is all on you, as is Trump.

The Millennials have produced Red State America. There are only three other Red State countries in the world. The one characteristic that all have in common is Communism.

The New Jim Crow in all those states.

18-hr deodorant–from us to you for good reason.

GPS.

Good as new eyesight.

Smart watches.

Alive 50 years past expiration date.

The ability to get away

This took a little longer than expected because of Jimsecor’s cardiac catheterization this past Monday. Millennials wouldn’t have this life-saving technology without the Baby Boomers.

Who would have thought our grandchildren would end up a whining lot who don’t have the ability or desire to change what they find “wrong or distasteful” about their land. Instead, they assume the world as they see it will go on forever and all they’ve got is whining and blaming and–by God, they’re going to do a good job of it!

It does appear that it’s the Millennial has gifted the world a black poison apple printshop of lax thinking and troubles.

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